#hum

He still wasn't looking at me, which meant I was still in trouble. I swear, sometimes this partnership is like being married. We fight all the time and neither one of us is getting married. ↗

— John G. Hartness

#humor #friendship

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em? ↗

— Bill Watterson

#humor

I got him a cool gift. I got him a pack of razors, and a really furry dead cat.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#cats #dead #death #funny #generosity

I also felt that Ron and Hermione would have gotten divorced. I'm sorry, I just do. The end of Harry Potter did feel ultimately to me...just the fact everybody had married everybody. The books were so real and so grounded in what things are really like when you're that age, she nailed that so beautifully. And then there was this slightly fantastical ending. I know that was there for her to say, 'Really, I mean it, no more books,' but you do sort of go, people who were in a war are different from people who haven't been, and how does it affect them? But am I going to second-guess my favorite writer? I think not. ↗

— Joss Whedon

#realism #realism-in-fiction #age

I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials ↗

— Ann Everett

#humor #mystery #romantic-comedy #death

There goes the world's wimpiest vampire. ↗

— Heather Swain

#friendship #humor #vampires-in-america #friendship

Fiction wouldn't be much fun without its fair share of scoundrels, and they have to live somewhere. ↗

— Jasper Fforde

#humor #on-fiction #humor

Sometimes life has a cruel sense of humor, giving you the thing you always wanted at the worst time possible. ↗