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Rory: "People are being serious." Jazza: "There's a serial killer out there. Of course people are being serious." Rory: "Yeah, but what are the chances?" Jazza: "I bet all of the victims thought that." Rory: "But still, what are the chances?" Jazza: "Well, I imagine they are several million to one." Jerome: "Not that high. You're only dealing with a small part of London. And while there might be a million or more people in that area, the Ripper is probably focusing on women, because all of the original victims were women. So halve that--" Jazza: "You really need another hobby. ↗


— Maureen Johnson


#jazza #jerome #odds #rory #serial-killer

Pia was blackmailed into committing a crime more suicidal than she could possibly have imagined, and she had no one to blame but herself. ↗


— Thea Harrison


#humor

She closed her eyes and tried to imagine sex entering the picture. Would sex enter the picture in a silk robe, or would it be as nude as a platter of cold cuts? Would sex enter the picture from the left or the right? Would it ring first, or would it just slide in slyly, too quick and slippery to be denied; or, would sex barge in forcibly, red-faced and green-bereted, pushing all other things aside? ↗


— Tom Robbins


#humor

She tried to imagine what Charles would do if another man came up to him and said, "You bring me joy. ↗


— Patricia Briggs


#humor #humor

Imagine what I could have done in ten years. I could have learned to speak Japanese. I could have played every RPG video game ever created, and if I spoke Japanese I could have played the foreign ones too! Man, I could have built a spaceship in my backyard and flew it to the moon and back, if I wanted. ↗


— Kevin James Breaux


#interview #humor

We assume that all statements must be mild inversions of the truth, because it's too weird to imagine people who aren't casually lying, pretty much all the time. ↗


— Chuck Klosterman


#lying #imagination

Look at the smile of a doctor as he delivers your baby, imagine the thrill as he makes the incision around your tumor. Then ask whether life isn’t just sport. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #humor #life #sport #funny

How could I persuade the in-laws I was the right one for their daughter when, instead of focusing on small talk, all I could think about was not to kill them? I could only imagine what I'd say to the prospective in-laws, "Hello, it's a pleasure to eat, I mean, meet you. ↗


— Jayde Scott


#humor #jayde-scott #vampires #humor

Though he’d never know for sure what had happened to them, his mind was super talented at imagining the absolute worst. ↗


— James Dashner


#humor

Dedication: My thanks to the people who showed me that opera was stranger than I could imagine. I can best repay their kindness by not mentioning their names here. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#humor #opera #humor






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