#hum

You look great," he said. It made her smile, even if it was a lie. "I'm as big as a house." He laughed. "I like houses. In fact, I'm thinking about architecture as a career. ↗

— Kristin Hannah

#couple #humor #love #pregnancy #architecture

The only direction not represented in their construction was vertical. ↗

— Lee Battersby

#construction #humor #architecture

[The building] had been designed by an architect, so it bore little resemblance to any normal structure. ↗

— Gary Corby

#humor #architecture

I want to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#bizarre #criticize #funny #humor #meet

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#humor #art

Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them, humanity cannot survive. ↗

— Dalai Lama XIV

#humanity #love #mankind #art

Please do not strain yourself, Miss Doyle. I won't have my girls going cross-eyed in the name of art. ↗

— Libba Bray

#art

An original is a creation motivated by desire. Any reproduction of an originals motivated be necessity. It is marvelous that we are the only species that creates gratuitous forms. To create is divine, to reproduce is human. ↗

— Man Ray

#create #creates #creation #desire #divine

Bad artists always admire each others work. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#humor

Las mujeres se esmeran mucho para estar bien vestidas para hombres que solo quieren verlas desnudas. ↗

— Arturo González-Campos

#español #humor #love #relaciones #relationships