#humor

Straight people are crazy ↗

— Tere Michaels

#faith

Tell you what, you let me go, and I’ll ask you plenty of questions about your race. Until then, I’m slightly distracted with how this little vacation on the good ship Holy Sh*t is going to pan out for me. ↗

— J.R. Ward

#humor #jane #paranormal #romance #vampire

Don't love me forever; love me everyday. ↗

— Melissa Claire Bautista

#love #wit #humor

I have faith in the Lord, God Damnit. ↗

— Dawn M. Williams

#religion #faith

I had officially joined the cacophony of sick mother fuckers. ↗

— Betsy Lerner

#mental-illness #food

I'd rather eat nothing than eat a carrot. ↗

— Marian Keyes

#humor #food

Don't fret. We'll just have to find something else you're good at besides killing people. ↗

— Clare B. Dunkle

#humor

I go where the lizards tell me. ↗

— Scott Westerfeld

#humor

For desert, maybe we can split a couple of crumbs. ↗

— Nicholas Sparks

#humor #skinny #food

Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work. ↗

— Calvin Trillin

#inspirational #humor