#humor

Also-and this is critical-you are not ugly." She blinked. Nick's eyes danced with amusement. "Remember, Isabel. It was your brother who said it. I would not dare to take credit for such pretty words. I would have said something more pedestrian. It takes a great orator to come up with -" "Not ugly." She gave a little shake of her head. "What a lovely compliment. ↗

— Sarah MacLean

#isabel #nicholas #love

Love means never having to shave your back. ↗

— Devan Sipher

#love #the-wedding-beat #weddings #love

This scene takes place after make-up sex after Akira(uke) sees Kyousuke(seme) out with a female co-worker and misunderstands the situation. Akira: “Kyousuke ... Bring a guy next time you want to go out, so there wont be any misunderstandings, okay?” Kyousuke: (Turning to face Akira with a stern look) “What are you talking about? Wouldn't that be worse?” Akira: “Huh?” Kyousuke: “I'm gay, remember? (you knew that)” Akira: “Ah ...(right) ↗

— 龍川 和ト

#love

A blanket could be used to show love, by providing warmth, comfort, and an itchiness of desire that cannot be satisfied by a single scratch. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A famous philosopher, Stormin' Norman Pleimann once said,"When the money is low, love will blow. ↗

— Norm Pleimann

#love

If we loved Steve Aylett, really loved him in the way that he deserves, a selfless love that genuinely wanted nothing save his happiness and comfort, we'd lobotomise him. ↗

— Alan Moore

#steve-aylett #writers #love

He made a careful rehearsal of some of their bits of talk--why had she said this? what had she meant by that? why had she done the other? He dwelt on these matters with an absorbed speculation, and with a young man of Ogden's temperament speculation was but the first step on the way to love. ↗

— Henry Blake Fuller

#love

Why don't you use some sense and try to be more like me? You might live to be a hundred and seven, too." "Because it’s better to die on one’s feet than live on one’s knees,” Nately retorted with triumphant and lofty conviction. “I guess you’ve heard that saying before.” “Yes, I certainly have,” mused the treacherous old man, smiling again. “But I’m afraid you have it backward. It is better to live on one’s feet than die on one’s knees. That is the way the saying goes.” “Are you sure?” Nately asked with sober confusion. “It seems to make more sense my way.” “No, it makes more sense my way. Ask your friends. ↗

— Joseph Heller

#inspirational #inspirational

Don't think about the mistakes you made yesterday, think about the mistakes you'll make tomorrow. ↗

— Grace Maury

#inspirational #inspirational

Karma is quite a resilient fellow. No matter what...he'll come back time after time and bite you right back in your assets!:) Timothy Pina ↗

— Timothy Pina

#inspirational #inspirational