#humor

Rhiannon's Law #22. You can't lie to yourself, so don't bother trying. Doing so only multiplies your douchebag level to the umpteenth power and confirms what others have been saying for years - that you are an idiot. ↗

— J.A. Saare

#funny #humor #funny

I wondered if kicking him in the head would make the whole explanation pop out of his mouth in one chunk. ↗

— Ilona Andrews

#humor

If it's a chimera alert, we just follows the screams. ↗

— Jasper Fforde

#humor #humor

Chickens are annoying. Is that why people eat them? My sister is annoying, but nobody eats her. ↗

— Yvonne Tasker

#veggie #humor

The ways of Wayne are mysterious and incomprehensible. ↗

— Brandon Sanderson

#humor

There is only one amount of money - just not enough. ↗

— Andrew Kaufman

#money #humor

Ack! Parables. I hate parables. ↗

— Christopher Moore

#humor

Someday we'll find it. The Rainbow Connection. The lovers, the dreamers, and me. ↗

— Jim Henson

#inspirational #humor

When you get kicked in the teeth, chew on it: don't bite back. ↗

— KC Rhoads

#motivation #psychology #inspirational

Oh! to shoot for the stars if feels right. Aim for my heart if it feels right. ↗

— Maroon 5

#humor #inspirational #love #maroon- #art