#humor

As for the age of electronics, Selena, I really don't want to get personal with something that comes with a warning label and batteries. (Grace) ↗

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

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If you don’t know how to love, then any old robot or mechanical device would best suit your relationship style. In this situation, vacuum cleaners might make the best lovers. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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I’m always the last in love by exactly one person. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #love #age

I want to write a song about the only girl I’ve ever loved. And the chorus will say something like, “I really want to see you tonight, so I hope you leave your blinds open. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #love #song #age

I keep my love in the fridge, next to my meat, because you simply can’t beat it. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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Young men speak about the future because they have no past, and old men speak of the past because they have no future. ↗

— Boyd K. Packer

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Love will make a man do some funny things, like tightrope walking across a telephone wire, rather than simply picking up the phone to call or text. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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I would give you all my love, but I’m afraid I’d get nothing in return. And coming from you, nothing is simply much more than I want. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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Love is the hero of all emotions. My love for you is a superhero, and it looks great hidden behind a mask. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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Privately he called them a couple of puffed-up, dressed-up, made-up, stuck-up, brainless parakeets. ↗

— Shirley Hughes

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