#humor

The Beast Lord way: often wrong but never in doubt. ↗

— Ilona Andrews

#humor

Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers. ↗

— Louise Rennison

#reassurance #humor

Wow, you're never allowed to sleep late again. You're crankier than a fat guy in stilettos. ↗

— Maggie Stiefvater

#humor #james #humor

Nice day for a funeral. ↗

— Anthony Horowitz

#mystery #humor

You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#humor

Moses: God or crowd control?!? ↗

— Mary Ann Shaffer

#humor

The nicer I am, the more people think I'm lying. ↗

— Andy Warhol

#humor

God sometimes you just don't come through, Do you need a woman to look after you? ↗

— Tori Amos

#humor

And try as I might, I am having difficulty giving a f**k. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#humor

Of course, no man is entirely in his right mind at any time. ↗

— Mark Twain

#humor