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I consider myself to be apretty good judge of people...That's why I don't like any of them. ↗


— Roseanne Barr


#judge #people #humor

I know this goes without saying, but Stonehenge really was the most incredible accomplishment. It took five hundred men just to pull each sarsen, plus a hundred more to dash around positioning the rollers. Just think about it for a minute. Can you imagine trying to talk six hundred people into helping you drag a fifty-ton stone eighteen miles across the countryside and muscle it into an upright position, and then saying, 'Right, lads! Another twenty like that, plus some lintels and maybe a couple of dozen nice bluestones from Wales, and we can party!' Whoever was the person behind Stonehenge was one dickens of a motivator, I'll tell you that. ↗


— Bill Bryson


#history #humor #motivation #stonehenge #humor

It's astonishing the amount of time that certain straight people devote to gay sex - trying to determine what goes where and how often. They can't imagine any system outside their own, and seem obsessed with the idea of roles, both in bed and out of it. Who calls whom a bitch? Who cries harder when the cat dies? Which one spends the most time in the bathroom? I guess they think that it's that cut-and-dried, though of course it's not. Hugh might do the cooking, and actually wear an apron while he's at it, but he also chops the firewood, repairs the hot-water heater, and could tear off my arm with no more effort than it takes to uproot a dandelion. ↗


— David Sedaris


#lgbt #humor

Joy, sadness, confidence, anxiety, love, hatred, fear-all of these feelings and thousands more that make up the human "heart" are as useless to the living dead as the organ of the same name. Who knows if this is humanity's greatest weakness or strength? The debate continues, and probably will forever. ↗


— Max Brooks


#inspirational #love #inspirational

If you don't laugh at the crazy things, you're liable to lose your mind. ↗


— Andrew Sturm


#inspirational #kirkwood #life-lessons #project #inspirational

Just because it's old, doesn't mean it's gold. ↗


— Bruce Littlefield


#inspirational #lifestyle #inspirational

not the yard stick mr durst!! ↗


— elliot williams


#inspirational #inspirational

See, now that's your problem. You're wishin' too much, baby. You gotta stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone oughtta be. ↗


— Elizabeth Gilbert


#inspirational #inspirational

The only way to the top is killing and greed. Okay, I’m kidding. But killing helps. ↗


— Douglas Coupland


#humor-inspirational #inspirational

There are no normal people, there are just different kinds of weird, all of it is human and all humanity is better than everything inhuman. So I urge you to keep expressing yourself as honestly as you can, and know that the backpedals and second-guesses really aren’t necessary - they don’t hurt but they’re wasting your time - because when you are truly human, as we all are, and when that is your honest message to anyone, you are beyond reproach, there is no way to screw it up. ↗


— Dan Harmon


#humor #inspirational #inspirational






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