#humor

It was one of those moments that would have had dramatic music if my life were a movie, but instead I got a radio jingle for some kind of submarine sandwich place blaring over the store's ambient stereo. The movie of my life must be really low-budget. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#life #humor

You think you’re a very clever fellow, don’t you?” Saldur challenged. “No, Your Grace,” Merrick replied. “Clever is the man who makes a fortune selling dried-up cows, explaining how it saves the farmers the trouble of getting up every morning to milk them. I’m not clever—I’m a genius. ↗

— Michael J. Sullivan

#humor

Humidity did terrible things to me. I‘d be much prettier if I lived in the desert. ↗

— Kim Harrington

#humor

At that point Ms Fox came in and said, "Hello, carry on as if I am not here." Then she lay down on the floor. ↗

— Louise Rennison

#humor

I can hardly forbear hurling things at him. ↗

— William Shakespeare

#humor #twelfth-night #humor

A true Vor, Miles told himself severely, does not bury his face in his liegewoman's breasts and cry--even if he is at a convenient height for it. ↗

— Lois McMaster Bujold

#miles #vorkosigan #humor

Meanwhile, I was doodling pictures of vampiric cougars. ↗

— Jenny Lawson

#humor

In a book, even the real bastards can't hurt you. And you can never loose a friend you make in a book. When you get to a sad part, no one's there to see you cry. Or wonder why you don't cry when you should. ↗

— Dean Koontz

#characters #friends #humor #life #people

قراءة الكتب الجيدة .. تفسد استمتاعك بالكتب الرديئة ↗

— Mary Ann Shaffer

#reading #humor

Face it," Gary told her kindly. "You'll never catch up. You just do as much as you can and take the punishments without saying anything. Sometimes I wonder if that isn't what they're really trying to teach us--to take plenty and keep our mouths shut. ↗

— Tamora Pierce

#lesson #punishment #understanding #humor