#humor

About the time he threatened her nose with his finger, Peaseblossom lost her grip on the situation with the boys. The door crashed open, and three irate fairies launched themselves at the Stage Manager. Cobweb and Moth pelted him with sequins while Mustardseed rammed beads into his ears. "Dance!" they commanded, and dance he did, hopping with impotent anger and pain from one foot to the other as he batted his meaty hands at them. ↗

— Lisa Mantchev

#fairies #humor #anger

You absolutely don't know what's going to happen next - that's surrender. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

That's what I meant,' said Pippin. 'We hobbits ought to stick together, and we will. I shall go, unless they chain me up. There must be someone with intelligence in the party. ↗

— J.R.R. Tolkien

#pippin #quote #humor

I've always been very upfront about the way I write, and I've always used the tools humorists use, such as exaggeration. ↗

— David Sedaris

#always #been #exaggeration #humorists #i

There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better. ↗

— Tom Robbins

#philosophy #humor

Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it. ↗

— Ellen Goodman

#life #materialism #society #truth #humor

Personally, I like it much better when someone else does the decision making. That way you have legitimate grounds to whine and complain. I tend to find both whining and complaining quite interesting and amusing, though sometimes--unfortunately--it's hard to choose which one of the two I want to do. Sigh. LIfe can be so tough sometimes. ↗

— Brandon Sanderson

#leadership #humor

Life it too short to deal with crazy people. ↗

— Karen E. Quinones Miller

#patience #sanity #humor

You fiddle lucker!' she cried. ↗

— Scott Westerfeld

#cussing #humor #humor

No matter where you go, there you are. ↗

— Keith Caserta

#philosophy-of-life #humor