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I don't want any part of this. The whole thing kinda freaked me out. I'm sure girls always do what you tell them because you're hot, Brent, but I'm just not that interested." His head perked up with a wide smiled. "You think I'm hot? ↗

— Lani Woodland

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that if you don't read nobody does ↗

— Jeff Kinney

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I'd blurted out the question only to keep him from noticing that I was working my hands free, but the Warden behind me, some young brown-haired surfer dude, yelled a warning. "She's getting loose!" Narc. ↗

— Rachel Caine

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I wrestled futilely, then relaxed as a vine wrapped three times around my throat and squeezed. Right," I choked out, and shut my eyes. "I'll wait here, then. ↗

— Rachel Caine

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I'm a big boy. I can take it. You got into a fight. I'm also stupid. ↗

— Joss Stirling

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مصر التي اعرفهااحبها في السر وانقدها في العلن تقف مصلوبة الدهررغم ا(الأتب) ↗

— محمد فتحي

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There was [really] little difference between someone acting throwing french fries in your face and someone throwing french fries in your face. ↗

— Russell Brand

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And since she drove to work every morning, I could only use the car on weekends. Well, weekends and the middle of the goddamned night. ↗

— John Green

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Do what? Come up with a clever pun referencing Jerome's demonic status? The truth is, I usually keep a stash of them on hand and— ↗

— Richelle Mead

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We got boobies!" the kid me said, gawking at my chest. "I'm really glad we got boobies. Finally. ↗

— P.C. Cast

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