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What's it like?" "Death? It's like being on holiday with a group of Germans. ↗

— Rob Grant

#germans #humor #red-dwarf #death

كلما ألاقي الدنيا تحلوّ ف عيني .. النظارة تتكسر ! ↗

— أحمد عمارة

#humor

In my opinion, too much attention to weather makes for instability of character. ↗

— Elizabeth Goudge

#humor #weather #humor

He always had a problem with the purity of others. Never his own. ↗

— Christopher Moore

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Have you ever been at a point that you don't know what to say? But yet you came up with this crazy idea to type this. ↗

— Eric Mayes

#humor #silly #humor

I used to think my brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then i eralized who was telling me this. ↗

— Emo Phillips

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Royce cast a harsh and anxious look at the prince. “What?” Alric asked. “I thought we discussed the importance of keeping a low profile.” “Oh, please.” The prince waved a hand at the thief. “I don’t think it will get me killed if this monk knows I’m the king. Look at him. I’ve seen drowned rats more formidable. ↗

— Michael J. Sullivan

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Mealtime "A mousie squealing in a trap Woke me from my morning nap. Wasn't he so very sweet To tell me it was time to eat?" (From A CAT'S GARDEN OF VERSES) ↗

— Henry N. Beard

#humor #robert-louis-stevenson #humor

It is worth noting that at this time, I had been doing Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live for two full seasons. I am not recognized by anyone. Well, I am recognized by the guy who refills the soft-serve ice cream machine by the pool, but not for being on TV, just for lingering. ↗

— Tina Fey

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THOMASINA: But then the Egyptian noodle made carnal embrace with the enemy who burned the great library of Alexandria without so much as a fine for all that is overdue! ↗

— Tom Stoppard

#humor #libraries #thomasina #humor