#humor

Blasted grave marker. There sure are a bloody lot of them. They've got some nerve burying all these dead people here. ↗

Just-In Bieber- A man of bowled hair. ↗

Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed. ↗

We have our own language. Christianese... We don't say 'He's out of his mind,' no, we say 'That's our youth pastor. ↗

It might not look it but rocking in a corset is harder than you think ↗

It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again. ↗

Can't we be friends?' I hate your guts, Frankovitch' Can't our guts be friends? ↗

Gazzy sniffed the air. "That's explosives. It smells like Christmas!" Okay, so we've had somewhat untraditional Christmases. With explosives. ↗

People say 'I'm taking it one day at a time'. You know what? So is everybody. That's how time works. ↗

You can't judge a book by it's cover but you can sure sell a bunch of books if you have a good one. ↗