#humor

Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut? ↗

— Jim Butcher

#humor

Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it. ↗

— René Descartes

#humor #irony #humor

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ↗

— Abraham Lincoln

#humor #humor

Tink's a Disneyland whore!"-Jenks ↗

— Kim Harrison

#humor

I tried to contain myself... but I escaped! ↗

— Gary Paulsen

#humor #life #freedom

Could we wear spandex and blow things up? ↗

— Lisa Mantchev

#humor #spandex #humor

Genius is of small use to a woman who does not know how to do her hair. ↗

— Edith Wharton

#humor

Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex. ↗

— Frank Zappa

#humor

I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#thomas-raith #vanity #humor

No witch has ever claimed to own the Elder Wand. Make of that what you will. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#humor