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Theology, philosophy, metaphysics, and quantum physics are merely ways for God to have his smart people believe in him ↗


— Jeremy Aldana


#faith #god #humor #idea #inspirational

A full-out rebellion would take a major amount of luck and coordination. The Tech Nos and Domotor looked at me, waiting. No one else would be able to organize both sides. I drew in a deep breath. We had the technology, the intelligence and the people—put enough sheep together and you have a herd, a force to be reckoned with. We needed a leader. ↗


— Maria V. Snyder


#inspirational #humor

Chic, is first, when you don't have to prove you have money, either because you have a lot and it doesn't matter or because you don't have any and it doesn't matter. Chic is not aspirational. Chic is the most impossible thing to define. Luxury is a humorless thing, largely, and when humor happens in luxury it happens involuntarily. Chic is all about humor. Which means chic is about intelligence. And there has to be oddness-- most luxury is conformist, and chic cannot be. Chic must be polite and not incommode others, but within that it can be as weird as it wants. ↗


— Luca Turin


#parfum #perfume #humor

I find that socialism is often misunderstood by its least intelligent supporters and opponents to mean simply unrestrained indulgence of our natural propensity to heave bricks at respectable persons. ↗


— George Bernard Shaw


#intelligence

In the sciences, looking good was usually a negative. It implied you wasted time on outdoor activities instead of building something useful. Even using hair product or makeup implied misguided priorities. Like you thought how things looked mattered, instead of how they worked. We liked to look at attractive people. We expected it of our movie stars and TV characters. But we did not respect it. We knew physical attractiveness was inversely correlated with intelligence, because look at us. ↗


— Max Barry


#intelligence

Occasionally a moderately intelligent thought misses a turn and accidentally enters my mind ↗


— Barry Hughart


#intelligence

Wit, after all, is the unfailing symptom of intelligence. ↗


— Christopher Hitchens


#wit #intelligence

Were it that intelligence, skill, or quality were prime determinants of success, I might have an easier time of it. ↗


— F.F. White


#intelligence

Cynicism is extremely contagious, and the most pious among us cannot long endure its potency. The gullible should be on their guard, however, since this endearing quality frequently masquerades as wit. ↗


— Mike Corbett


#demons #heaven #hell #intelligent-humor #irreverent-humor

Is there an intelligent man or woman now in the world who believes in the Garden of Eden story? If you find any man who believes it, strike his forehead and you will hear an echo. Something is for rent. ↗


— Robert G. Ingersoll


#fairy-tale #falsehood #humor #myth #intelligence






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