#humor

A long time ago someone became disillusioned with theism, so he tacked a definite article onto it and created a new religion. People have been referring to it a lot since then, but it hasn’t become any more familiar. ↗

— Benson Bruno

#funny #humor #funny

Deven tilted his head again, set down his glass, and said, "Any fight between us, my Lady, will be short and unpleasant." "Just like you." Miranda bit back. Silence. Then Deven laughed. Miranda didn't, but she felt the tension in the air dispel and sat back with her wineglass. "I like her," Deven told David. "She's bright and fearless, just like they say. Give her fifty years and she'll be a force of nature. ↗

— Dianne Sylvan

#humor

It's an ancient and honorable term for the final step in any engineering project. Turn it on, see if it smokes. ↗

— Lois McMaster Bujold

#humor

A wise man once said that any human being is capable of infinite achievement, so long as it’s not the work they’re supposed to be doing. ↗

— K.J. Parker

#humor #humor

I gaped at what I saw next. She yanked his arm off and ate it. Gross! I knew she was hungry, but that was just...well, against the school rules for one thing. ↗

— Imogen Rose

#paranormal #humor

The cat arrived with a bottle of Scotch. ↗

— Christopher S. Wren

#humor #whiskey #humor

He sees me when I'm lying. He hears me when I flirt. ↗

— Candace Jane Kringle

#humor #teen-romance #humor

Sometimes you've gotta humor the old people. ↗

— Jennifer Brown

#old-people #humor

My sense of teasing is completely lost on you.", Patrick said, hoisting himself back up. "It's a shame too. Most people tell me my sense of humor is my best quality, only outdone by my otherworldly good looks. ↗

— Nicole Williams

#patrick #humor

If ever there was something she needed to stick around and fight for, Luc was that something. ↗

— Rachel Gibson

#humor #rachel-gibson #romance #see-jane-score #humor