#humor

The only way to be completely self-consistent is to be constantly uttering paradoxes. ↗

— Bauvard

#funny #humor #paradox #funny

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#humor

I was tanned, happy, and blowing a kiss to Cary, who’d playacted the role of a highfashion photographer by calling out ridiculous encouragements. Beautiful, dahling. Show me sassy. Show me sexy. Brilliant. Show me catty…rawr… ↗

— Sylvia Day

#humor #beauty

Seize something wonderful; don't lose your chance waiting for it to become legal. ↗

— Bauvard

#humor #illegality #funny

Everyone and everything comes into our life at exactly the right time. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

Relaxing is hard to do at times. Worrying and agitation are even harder on the body and mind. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

Accepting the rule that others want us to play is fine, as long as we’re fine with it. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

Comforting others can be tricky. It can get real sticky, if we think we are the comforter. There really is only one comforter. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

If you don’t like what’s playing, change the channel. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

There are just certain things that turn my head. It may be a girl's sense of humor, it may be her wit, or her belief system; it could be a lot of different things. ↗

— Jensen Ackles

#certain #certain things #could #different #different things