#humor

Dave walked closer to me, his dark eyes combing my every move. "Do you always hold your guitar like that?" I dropped my pick. "Do you always shop at Hot Topic? ↗

— Tara Kelly

#humor #music #musicians #funny

Most people in America think Art is a man's name. ↗

— Andy Warhol

#art

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons,for you art crunchy and good with ketchup. ↗

— Anon

#humor #art

I'm going to do something bigger and better, bigger and better and bolder, but first, I'm going to do something smaller and worse. ↗

— JonArno Lawson

#poetry #thoughtful #humor

Give a poet a pen ↗

— A. Jarrell Hayes

#author #culture #humor #inspirational #liberal-arts

Schrödinger’s cat was a Siamese cat, must have been, because if it’s at once alive and dead, it’s a zombie, and the only zombie cats are Siamese cats. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #zombie #funny

I want to be an actor. I’ve already started taking steps. Yesterday I applied to be a waiter. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #waiter #funny

She beat lightly on his chest with her fists. "I want a partner, not a protector." "Can't I be both?" "You're enormously exasperating sometimes, do you know that?" He grinned. "And you love me anyway. ↗

— Marie Force

#humor

When most of the greatest individuals in history were misunderstood and you've spent so much of your own adult life misunderstood, you can't help but believe that the majority of people know very little worth knowing. ↗

— Criss Jami

#funny #funny-but-true #genius #geniuses #gift

An hour and seven minutes after walking up. I stood with Noelle outside the Trust's house and prepared to raise my first -- and hopefully only -- demon. Three minutes after that I looked at my demon and burst into laughter. "What?" the demon asked, turning its head 360 degrees to examine itself "What's so Funny?" "Why is the Summoner laughing and crying at the same time? I don't see what's so funny. I'm a demon; where's my respect? Where's the fear and cowering before me? ↗

— Katie MacAlister

#funny