#humor

Thank God she doesn't have to be confirmed by the Senate. (on the birth of his granddaughter) ↗

— Herbert Hoover

#kids #politics #senate #humor

Everyone has a secret. ↗

— Kristine Cuevas

#humor #love #romance #romantic-comedy #love

Pray calm yourselves. I have eleven children, and I am twenty-six times a grandma, and I have seen them all through their silly seasons, and when it come on them they will run the Devil bowlegged keeping up with their mischief. I think she'll wake when she tires of it. A child's spirit is like a child, you can never catch it by running after it; you must stand still, and, for love, it will soon itself come back. ↗

— Arthur Miller

#teenagers #love

Instantly, the pair fell to groping one other as if each had puff the magic dragon at a rock concert in Woodstock. ↗

— Tai Odunsi

#love #mythology #valentines-day #love

You wired the kid," Truemann said meekly to no one in particular. "Why not? No crime. You're the FBI, remember. You boys run more wire than AT&T."[Reggie Love] ↗

— John Grisham

#humor #love

Since the dawn of time customer service has sucked. ↗

— Love T. Danielson

#love

Just what the doctor ordered, he says. A bottle of lemonade, a hard-boiled egg, and Thou. ↗

— Margaret Atwood

#love #love

Cottage cheese, broken down into its simplest form, is milk that has been curdled to mimic the cellulite its consumption is meant to banish. ↗

— Elsie Love

#cottage-cheese #humor #quotes #love

Politics is the Art of Controlling Your Enviroment. ↗

— Hunter S. Thompson

#politics #art

i love you like a fat kid loves cake ↗

— Jonathan Leyva

#love