#humor

What a trip life is. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

The padlock clicked open. A voice soundingoddly like South Parks's Cartman echoed through my quivering brain. Goddammit! ↗

— Jennifer Rardin

#humor #death

Flirting is a "controversial art form" that leaves the intended either flattered, infatuated, creeped out or getting a restraining order. ↗

— Shannon L. Alder

#humor #art

She doesn't know I see her every time when I look at the mirror. ↗

— Anuj Tiwari

#love #romance #love

Comedians love people to point and laugh at them, naturists don't. ↗

— Roy Station

#humor-books #love

Waar een deur sluit, opent een venster ↗

— Conny Hoogendoorn

#humor #love #love

Ryan held a strawberry milkshake in one hand, his father's ashes in the other--and hoped like hell he didn't get them mixed up. ↗

— Tina Vaughn

#love

Rivera rubbed his temples. "Satan told you to do it?" he said wearily. "No." "Elvis?" "I told you, it's supernatural. ↗

— Christopher Moore

#elvis #supernatural #love

She gave me a hard look. "No one likes a wiseass, Harry." "Are you kidding? As long as the wiseass is talking to someone else, people love 'em. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#love

It’s hard to trust our own decisions, but we have no options. We have to do that in order to be all right with ourselves. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art