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And try as I might, I am having difficulty giving a f**k. ↗

— Jon Stewart

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Of course, no man is entirely in his right mind at any time. ↗

— Mark Twain

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She rose and followed her bust from the room. ↗

— Margery Allingham

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Moth, that wasn't very nice. ↗

— Michael Buckley

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He was rather a low sort of pony. The fact is, he had been originally jobbed out by the day, and he never quite got over his old habits. He was clever in melodrama too, but too broad--too broad. When the mother died, he took the port-wine business.' 'The port-wine business!' cried Nicholas. 'Drinking port-wine with the clown,' said the manager; 'but he was greedy, and one night bit off the bowl of the glass, and choked himself, so his vulgarity was the death of him at last. ↗

— Charles Dickens

#business

Death is just nature's way of making room for the less experienced. ↗

— Peter James West

#inspirational #death

Death may be by choclate, but I' ve discovered something greater: Death by luggage. ↗

— Isabel Fraire

#death

Are you not afraid of death?' I am not in the least afraid!... I would rather die than drink that bitter medicine.' At that moment the door of the room flew open, and four rabbits as black as ink entered carrying on their shoulders a little bier. What do you want with me?' cried Pinocchio, sitting up in bed in a great fright. We are come to take you,' said the biggest rabbit. To take me?... But I am not yet dead!...' No, not yet: but you have only a few minutes to live, as you have refused the medicine that would have cured you of the fever.' Oh, Fairy, Fairy!' the puppet then began to scream, 'give me the tumbler at once... be quick, for pity's sake, for I will not die--no... I will not die.... ↗

— Carlo Collodi

#humor #death

It was not Death that stood before me but only Vernon Dickey, my father-in-law. ↗

— Don DeLillo

#death

that's as nutty as squirrel turds ↗

— P.C. Cast

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