#humor

If your treated like a puppet find a new ball of string ↗

— Benny Bellamacina

#inspirational #life #life-philosophy #philosophy #wisdom

When life hands you wilted lettuce, make lettuceade. ↗

— B. Fox

#inspirational #inspirational

None of you seem to understand ... this is a mental institution ... you came to life only because there is some thing wrong with you ↗

— zied saadi

#inspirational

At Columbus Circle, a juggler wearing a trench cloak and top hat, who is usually at this location afternoons and who calls himself Stretch Man, performs in front of a small, uninterested crowd; though I smell prey, and he seems worthy of my wrath, I move on in search of a less dorky target. Though if he’d been a mime, odds are he’d already be dead. ↗

— Bret Easton Ellis

#inspirational #satire #inspirational

Yo soy de la generación para la que los policías siempre fueron los malos ↗

— Pablo De Santis

#inspirational #inspirational

All of us are in the manufacturing industry - manufacturing either our own happiness or unhappiness. ↗

— Ogwo David Emenike

#happy #humor #inspirational #motivational #unhappiness

Men are always hanging around the florist in droves to buy flowers for each other's wives. The only thing worse than treachery is tackiness. ↗

— Bauvard

#florists #flowers #funny #humor #marriage

Billy Pilgrim had a theory about diaries. Women were more likely than men to think that their lives had sufficient meaning to require recording on a daily basis. It was not for the most part a God-is-leading-me-on-a-wondrous-journey kind of meaning, but more an I've-gotta-be-me-but-nobody-cares sentimentalism that passed for meaning, and they usually stopped keeping a diary by the time they hit thirty, because by then they didn't want to ponder the meaning of life anymore because it scared the crap out of them. ↗

— Dean Koontz

#humor #meaningful #men #women #men

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. ↗

— Lana Turner

#been #close #humor #lana #life

You can't understand Twenty-first-Century Politics with an Eighteenth-Century Brain. ↗

— George Lakoff

#george-lakeoff #humor-inspirational #political-humor #political-science #politics