#humor

I don’t understand how I could have believed you were a warm, affectionate, and tenderhearted person! You’re obviously as prickly as a porcupine and any man who comes close to you will end up with a face full of quills! ↗

— Colleen Houck

#love #romance #humor

Less bitching...more learning. ↗

— Jeaniene Frost

#humor #vlad #humor

Sh!t. F_ck sh!t.'.... 'Sh!t f_ck would have also been accepted. ↗

— Ilona Andrews

#humorous #humor

Sex without smiling is as sickly and as base as vodka and tonic without ice. ↗

— Stephen Fry

#sex #humor

I'm not trouble at all. I'm just a guy trying to get a girl to give him the time of day. I'm like every song on the radio. ↗

— Hailey Abbott

#girls #humor #love #radio #humor

I've been praying to Jesus and the Holy Ghost for patience and I have also mentioned that it would help if I did not have frizzy hair. ↗

— Margaret Sartor

#humor #prayer #love

It takes real planning to organize this kind of chaos. ↗

— Mel Odom

#humor #humor

Fuckstockings! ↗

— Christopher Moore

#humor

The Beast Lord way: often wrong but never in doubt. ↗

— Ilona Andrews

#humor

Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers. ↗

— Louise Rennison

#reassurance #humor