#humor

When life gives you lemons, grab the tequila. ↗

— Ben Fox

#inspirational-quotes #lemons #lemonsquote #tequila #inspirational

The fans are on, let's see which way the shit blows. ↗

— B.V. Larson

#inspirational #inspirational

In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. ↗

— Napoleon Bonaparte

#politics #stupidity #humor

Happy endings are for people that can't survive the alternative. What a bunch of wimps. ↗

— S.L.J. Shortt

#inspirational #strength #inspirational

Life never goes according to plan. That's okay, because often our plans are much smaller than life intends. Probably EASIER, but smaller. ↗

— Stacey T. Hunt

#body #easy #humor #inspirational #intends

Ambition is a passion, at once strong and insidious, and is very apt to cheat a man out of his happiness and his true respectability of character ↗

— Edward Bates

#inspirational #inspirational

Cărăbuşii au o groază de picioare, dar când se răstoarnă pe spate nu mai pot să-şi revină, sunt ca şi pe lumea cealaltă. Poate ar trebui să aibă o parte din picioare pe spate. Să-şi distribuie mai raţional picioarele. ↗

— Marin Sorescu

#inspirational-living #inspirational

Anak muda jaman sekarang, gonta ganti pasangan segampang ganti celana dalam. ↗

— Eka Prasetyani

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You can please some of the people some of the time, others you can please once in a while and still others you can’t please any of the time, but if you only strive to please yourself all of the time, you have and are a problem. ↗

— Belva Rae Staples

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People say, "There's no "I" in Team. I decree, there is an "I" in TEAM. It is “Capital”; however, it is "Silent". Most people recognize "I" as "the Pillar". It is the covering that protects, and the foundation on which the team stands! ...the pillar does the earnest work, and drives the standards in which higher expectations are set! - LaTonja 3ts-Hamp ↗

— LaTonja

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