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When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective. ↗


— Joseph Heller


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It's not the tales of Stephen King that I've read, I need protection from the things in my head . . . ↗


— Jimmy Buffett


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Were you thinking about eating me?” Will inquired. “No!” “No one would blame you,” said Jem. “He’s very annoying. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#will-herondale #humor

Hippogriff, n. An animal (now extinct) which was half horse and half griffin. The griffin was itself a compound creature, half lion and half eagle. The hippogriff was actually, therefore, only one-quarter eagle, which is two dollars and fifty cents in gold. The study of zoology is full of surprises. ↗


— Ambrose Bierce


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The Coffee Guy, whose name is Rosie by the way, has moved to El Salvador.' I lied. This was not met with happy noises. 'He's turned his back on coffee and is in the wilds of Central America building houses for the poor. I think we should all take a moment away from our quest for coffee-satisfaction and think about this noble decision. As you clamor for caffeine and curse the hard-working but innocent staff at my store, Rosie is sitting in the bed of a beat-up pickup bumping across roads to make one room homes out of mud for those who have nothing at all ↗


— Kristen Ashley


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I gave the Rayna back the phone and shook my head. "Ben and I are like brother and sister. That's gross." "Hey, I read Flowers in the Attic. It was kind of hot. ↗


— Hilary Duff


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Hi, this is Ganymede, cup-bearer to Zeus, and when I'm out buying wine for the Lord of the Skies, I always buckle up! ↗


— Rick Riordan


#greek #humor #mythology #public-service-announcement #safety

The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#insanity #turnip #humor

Most humans were on one big island, to the fairies, and that island was adrift on a sea called I Totally Don’t Care. ↗


— Charlaine Harris


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Cery: So, Hem, tell me why I shouldn't see how many holes I need to make before you start leaking money? ↗


— Trudi Canavan


#fiction #humor #magic #humor






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