#humor

Hell, we my end up killing each other over something stupid next week. It's a possibility. But all I do know is what I feel for you isn't going anywhere. ↗

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

#humor #humor

Emma was doing something nice for Simon? Hell must be enjoying the snow day. ↗

— E.J. Stevens

#fiction #humorous #mystery #mystery-series #paranormal

It's a humorous statement that doesn't mean anything. You can't lie to God - it's ridiculous. ↗

— Jimmy Swaggart

#god #humorous #lie #mean #ridiculous

Beth: "What are you, the Energizer Bunny? ↗

— Lucy Monroe

#lucy-monroe #romance #humor

All men are selfish, brutal and inconsiderate--and I wish I could find one. ↗

— Shulamith Firestone

#humor

There are certain things I learned when I first started learning about acting, to try and place the character physically and emotionally. And the way you place them emotionally is often with humor. ↗

— David Duchovny

#acting #certain #certain things #character #emotionally

For pity’s sake, shut your royal gob and stop with the incessant screaming!” he demanded, pressing a finger to his lips for silence. “It’s damned annoying. ↗

— L.T. Suzuki

#dreams

Die puny human! ↗

— Christopher Paolini

#humor

You were chastising me. You may continue. ↗

— C.L. Wilson

#humor #humor

It's very advanced of you to have accepted my mortality so fatalistically. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#humor