#humor

Mensen zonder een eigen leven moeten zich altijd in dat van anderen mengen. ↗

— Carlos Ruiz Zafón

#life #life

I was at peace with it; I'd taken his hatred and insecurity-driven malice and turned it into fame, money, and of course, pussy. ↗

— Eugene Mirman

#life

We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him. ↗

— Shelley Winters

#shelley-winters #humor

If those at your top are weak, your bottom will be rotten ↗

— Benny Bellamacina

#humor #life #philosophy #wisdom #life

I tell you it's deadly when you start thinking your wife might be right. ↗

— Isaac Asimov

#science-fiction #science

That year the Ribeiro's daffodils seeded early and they seeded cockroaches. Now, ecologically speaking, even a cockroach has its place -- but these suckers bit. That didn't sound Earth-authentic to me. Not that I care, mind you, all I ask is useful. I wasn't betting on that either. ↗

— Janet Kagan

#opening-lines #science-fiction #science

The one charm about the past is that it is the past. But women never know when the curtain has fallen. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#humor

Not only is love blind, it’s a little hard of hearing. ↗

— Brian P. Cleary

#love #marriage #observational-comedy #humor

Sólo hay 10 tipos de personas en el mundo: las que entienden el sistema binario y las que no. ↗

— Sergio de Regules

#science #science

...it seems to me that sometimes-or perhaps I might venture most of the time-occurrences have no cause at all. New stars appear and old ones vanish. Short hats become popular again. Things are as they are and do as they please for absolutely no reason at all. ↗

— Galen Beckett

#science #science