#humor

This is some sort of joke, isn't it?" asks Hunt, staring at the flawless blue sky and distant fields. I cough as lightly and briefly as possible into a handkerchief I have made from a towel borrowed from the inn. "Probably," I say. "But then, what isn't? ↗

— Dan Simmons

#cynicism #cynicism-reality #joke-life #life

She was very young, he thought, she still expected something from life, she did not understand that to push an inconvenient person over a cliff solves nothing. ↗

— George Orwell

#life

Live your life true., That way the preacher won't have to lie at your funneral. ↗

— Unknown - Saw on a Bumper Sticker

#life

The best jokes in life, are the lies that have come out of your mouth ↗

— Melinda

#life #truth #life

alcohol played the midwife ↗

— James Branch Cabell

#cynical-humor #life

Mamma says she is quite certain that "how old is too old?" is not a question known to the Lord. ↗

— Annette Bridges

#humor #inspirational #age

How upset is she?” “Let me put it this way,” his brother began, “All the shit you’ve shoveled from stalls in your life is nothing compared to how deep you’re in it now. ↗

— Lindsey Brookes

#trouble #life

I don't have any babies or ambition. I have it all! ↗

— Nan Little

#humor #parenthood #work-life-balance #life

Why do you always refer to vehicles as she? Because they can be temperamental and expensive and sometimes difficult to start, but every man wants one. ↗

— Beverly Long

#life

Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?" "Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?" "Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#true-love #humor