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She was thirty-five, and she did not look a minute younger. ↗


— Cherie Priest


#humor

Hunter was bipolar, for crying out loud. He had checked into the nut house on more than one occasion and, honestly, I was already starting to feel the anxiety of living together. I would need to get my martial arts skills up to par to deal with this lunatic. I knew that I would also need to pick up a copy of Kill Bill at my next convenience and take notes as I watched, just in case a fight happened to break out in the kitchen. Also, at night, I had decided that I would need to sleep with either a small pistol or a flamboyant hunting knife under my pillow for a quick grab, in case he skipped his meds one night and decided to kill me. I needed to be prepared for the unthinkable. ↗


— Chase Brooks


#crazy #fight #humor #art

Nell Armstrong was a demi-god, he succeded travelling to space, after numerous deaths. ↗


— Michael Author


#science #death

Is it like a Harry Potter thing?" He turned his head then. "A what?" "A Harry Potter thing," she said again. "You know, don't say Voldemort's name because you might attract his attention?" He considered it. "You mean the children's book." "I have got to get you to watch more movies," she said. "You'd enjoy these. Yes, I mean the children's book. ↗


— Patricia Briggs


#humor #humor

In any perfect relationship men should remember it's a matter of direction; she takes what's right and you take what's left. ↗


— Solitaire Parke


#men

Men were just plain ridiculous with how little time it took them to get handsome. ↗


— Gina Robinson


#love #romance #love

Let's look at this rationally...We've got a doctor who may kill him, an Attorney General who wants to declare him bananas, and a Defense Secretary who wants me to start World War III...First, we ruled out starting World War III. We were down to killing the President or having him carted off by the men in white coats... ↗


— Christopher Buckley


#men

I'm not an expert on the Malaysian sense of humor. ↗


— Ben Stiller


#humor #i #sense #sense of humor

Aye, a very bad business indeed. A new sort of way this, for a young fellow to be making love, by breaking his mistress's head, is not it, Miss Elliot? This is breaking a head and giving a plaister truly! ↗


— Jane Austen


#business

We have truth in order not to die of art. ↗


— Steve Aylett


#humor #weird #art






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