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But the three siblings were not born yesterday. Violet was born more than fifteen years before this particular Wednesday, and Klaus was born approximately two years after that, and even Sunny who had just passed out of babyhood, was not born yesterday. Neither were you, unless of course I am wrong, in which case, welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.


Lemony Snicket


#humor

Gideon laughed. "I like to be direct." "Okay," I said. "But I warn you, I like to be evasive, inserutable and generally send mixed messages." "I doubt it." "Human interaction is not my strong point," I told him. "Not seriously." "Seriously," I said. Thinking: There is so much about me he doesn't know. Gideon put his hand on my leg. "What's your strong point, then?" "Goats," I told him. "I am excellent with goats.


E. Lockhart


#chicklit #cute #humor #humorous #humour

Apollo wanted out. Out of Aphrodite, out of this bathroom, out of this house, and out of this life.


Marie Phillips


#life

If the pen is mightier than the sword, then what is the laptop? A light saber or a life saver?


K S Collier


#life

If you fall in love with a character, then you are actually falling in love with the author that wrote the character. Therefore, you could conclude that if you are said author, you are in love with yourself.


Heather Dowell


#humorous-quotations #in-love #love

For the hackneyed art of lying without injury to anyone, Rushbrook, to his shame, was proficient.


Elizabeth Inchbald


#humorous #lying #art

Yes, I know this narrative is crowded with beautiful women - Mrs. Pearson, Mrs. Maycott, Mrs. Lavien, Mrs. Bingham. We might form a cricket team of beautiful women. I cannot help it if they are the ones who excite my notice and so trouble myself to describe.


David Liss


#beauty

Oh hell. They've got Mrs B in a bag!


L.J. Smith


#humor

No one is normal. Everyone is just pretending to be normal.


Alessandra Torre


#humorous-quotes #reality #humor

Old as carbon," Nix agreed. "And so powerful I'm working on my demigoddess badges.


Kresley Cole


#humor






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