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#humour

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #humour




I won't consider getting horizontal with someone I can barely tolerate when we're vertical.


Nora Roberts


#sex-humour #funny

Donegan Bane and Gracious O'Callahan - the Monster Hunters. Adventurers, inventors, authors of Monster Hunting for Beginners and it's sequels, Monster Hunting for Beginners is Probably Inadvisable and Seriously, Dude, Stop Monster Hunting.


Derek Landy


#funny #girl #gracious #humour #hunting

What’s your favourite position?” “I usually play winger.” “Zach, I adore you, but you can’t make soccer jokes during phone sex. It just isn’t done.


Tiffany Reisz


#funny #humour #funny

What we’ve got here is a lunatic genius ghost-in-the-computer monorail that likes riddles and goes faster than the speed of sound. Welcome to the fantasy version of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.


Stephen King


#funny #humourous #funny

I like mountains, always have done. Big obstinate bits of rock sticking up where they're not wanted and getting in folk's way. Great. Climbing them is a different matter altogether though. I hate that.


Mark Lawrence


#funny #humour #mountains #funny

When they’re together, the world could fall apart around them and they’d never notice or care as long as they have each other. About Alex and Brittany.


Simone Elkeles


#humour #romance #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny

Now I know this is going to seem counter to every instinct that you have, but I'm going to ask you to sit still, or I'll put you in the trunk.


Anna White


#funny #humour #jack #jack-to-samara #samara

I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die.


Sherrilyn Kenyon


#humour #humor

Rhett: If you've made up your mind to impale someone, do it with conviction.


Rowena Cherry


#fantasy #futuristic #humor #humour #rhett

I took a deep breath. "I'm sorry I lied, I like your Star Wars sheets, you're not that bad of a driver, and I swear on my Very Cherry lip gloss that I will never lie to you again.


Gemma Halliday


#humour #humor






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