#humour

Form is temporary; I'm permanent. ↗

— Hsk

#inspirational #motivation #inspirational

Life is a Game; More you play, More you learns ↗

— Harishankar Kaushik Hsk

#humour #inspirational #philoshpy #inspirational

Drafting is like painting the Golden Gate Bridge. The closer you get to the end, the more you start to worry about the beginning. ↗

— Peter James West

#inspirational #writing #writing-life #inspirational

No intelligent idea can gain general acceptance unless some stupidity is mixed in with it ↗

— Fernando Pessoa

#intelligence

I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. ↗

— Jane Wagner

#humour #language #intelligence

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#humour #beauty

One way of watering down the effects of violence is to approach it in a more lighthearted way. I don't mean to say that you laugh when somebody has their arm sawn off, but you can diffuse fear with humour. ↗

— Colin Baker

#arm #diffuse #down #effects #fear

If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex! ↗

— Kate Beckinsale

#avoided #could #had #humour #i

I know. Smell is the most powerful trigger to the memory there is. A certain flower, or a whiff of smoke can bring up experiences long forgotten. Books smell musty and rich. The knowledge gained from a computer is a - it, uh, it has no texture, no context. It's there and then it's gone. If it's to last, then the getting of knowledge should be tangible, it should be, um, smelly. ↗

— Joss Whedon

#experience #humour #knowledge #smell #experience

I need a weapon,” Valkyrie muttered. “You’re an Elemental with a Necromancer ring, trained in a variety of martial arts by some of the best fighters in the world,” Skulduggery pointed out. “I’m fairly certain that makes you a weapon.” “I mean a weapon you hold. You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... I want a stick.” “I’ll buy you a stick for Christmas. ↗

— Derek Landy

#humour #skulduggery #stick #weapon #art