Jane Wagner

I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. ↗

— Jane Wagner

#humour #language #intelligence

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. ↗

— Jane Wagner

#stress #stress

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. ↗

— Jane Wagner

#been #i #i always #i see #life

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself. ↗

— Jane Wagner

#better #delusions #feel #grandeur #lot

My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit. ↗

— Jane Wagner

#reality #business

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. ↗

— Jane Wagner

#god #praying #schizophrenic #talk #talks

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you. ↗

— Jane Wagner

#before #bet #dying #i #life

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. ↗

— Jane Wagner

#complain #deep #developed #i #inner

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential? ↗

— Jane Wagner

#full #i #i am #living #moment

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool. ↗

— Jane Wagner

#delude #important #may #survival #tool