#husband

Ages of experience have taught humanity that the commitment of a husband and wife to love and to serve one another promotes the welfare of children and the stability of society. ↗

— Jack Kingston

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I don't know why we work, my husband and I. We just do. We are black and white - yin and yang. ↗

— Heidi Klum

#black and white #husband #i #just #know

I have the best husband in the world. He's very involved. ↗

— Heidi Klum

#husband #i #involved #very #world

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. ↗

— Helen Rowland

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After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her. ↗

— Helen Rowland

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Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times. ↗

— Rita Rudner

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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. ↗

— Rita Rudner

#buy #carpet #child #decide #dog

My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping. ↗

— Rita Rudner

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My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping. ↗

— Rita Rudner

#grandmother #husbands #just #napping #she

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head. ↗

— Rita Rudner

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