#i

My generation is under-entertained. ↗

— Dave Chappelle

#my generation

Believe it or not, I want to keep growing my audience. ↗

— Kenny Chesney

#believe #growing #i #keep #want

My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else. ↗

— Dave Chappelle

#anything #asked #comedian #doing #else

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#i #life #live #my life #over

In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

#currently #dollars #i #million #need

One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change. ↗

— Dave Chappelle

#around #certain #change #dollars #dramatically

Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go. ↗

— Dave Chappelle

#anywhere #being #being funny #comedy #funny

The language you are about to hear... is disturbing. ↗

— Dave Chappelle

#disturbing #hear #language #you

There's a lot of people who don't want anything from me but to laugh and have a good time. You see them at the show and they like - they dress up to come see your show and stuff. And they pack these auditoriums and it's a lot of fun, man. It's like, this is how I started, and it's still fun for me. ↗

— Dave Chappelle

#come #dress #fun #good #good time

You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous. ↗

— Dave Chappelle

#famous #infamous #you