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Do not suppose, dearest Sir, that I am so short-sighted as to destroy my life by English preaching, or any other preaching. St. Paul did much good by his preaching, but how much more by his writings. ↗


— Henry Martyn


#any #dearest #destroy #did #english

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. ↗


— Groucho Marx


#control #does #fate #him #his

The development of civilization and industry in general has always shown itself so active in the destruction of forests that everything that has been done for their conservation and production is completely insignificant in comparison. ↗


— Karl Marx


#always #been #civilization #comparison #completely

The Goddess of Old Europe and Ancient Crete represented the unity of life in nature, delight in the diversity of form, the powers of birth, death and regeneration. ↗


— Carol P. Christ


#birth #crete #death #delight #diversity

A woman is a citizen who works for Mexico. We must not treat her differently from a man, except to honor her more. ↗


— Adolfo Lopez Mateos


#differently #except #her #honor #man

My material is as new as anything on the dinner table. What difference does it make if I'm 70 or if I'm 20? The audience knows they aren't getting any old stories from me. ↗


— Jackie Mason


#anything #audience #difference #dinner #dinner table

To put meaning in one's life may end in madness, But life without meaning is the torture Of restlessness and vague desire-It is a boat longing for the sea and yet afraid. ↗


— Edgar Lee Masters


#boat #end #life #longing #madness

The best thing ever is when some guy in his 50s taps me on the shoulder and says, 'I just want to let you know I hate my job, I hate my wife, and I come home and I watch reruns of your show and it's the only half hour of the day when I laugh and I forget how miserable life is.' ↗


— Danny Masterson


#come #day #ever #forget #guy

One of the most important things that I did to turn my life around was to realize and to accept that from this minute, that's all we have. Everything that happened behind us we cannot change so you might as well look to the future. ↗


— Nick Carter


#around #behind #cannot #change #did

I believe so, but at first he must know. He must know in which spirit Beethoven has composed this piece. He must try to study that. And he must find out in which station of life of Beethoven he did. ↗


— Kurt Masur


#believe #composed #did #find #first






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