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I read a whole bunch of bits and pieces over the years, obviously from the fan magazines and the rest of the stuff, and I just wanted to give a little more insight into what's happening in my personal life. ↗


— Davy Jones


#bits and pieces #bunch #fan #give #happening

When we think of the ideal, we do not add virtue to virtue, but think of Jesus Christ, so that the standard of human life is no longer a code, but a character. ↗


— E. Stanley Jones


#character #christ #code #human #human life

‎"Repeat that?" "It's National Talk Like a Pirate Day. Didn't you know?" "Somehow I missed the memo." "You mean, 'Somehow I missed the memo, arrr!'" "Precisely. Arr. So, Mrs. Jack... Er, is that still your name? Or, I tremble to ask, have you adopted a pirate identity?" "Arr, matey, of course I have! It's..." She pulled an eggplant from the grocery bag. "Captain Eggplantier." She needed to stop speaking the first words that popped into her mind. "Captain Eggplanteir." He sounded very doubtful. "That's right. A family name. It's Belgian. ↗


— Shannon Hale


#becky-jack #felix #funny #humor #family

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. ↗


— Jennifer Jones


#characteristic #choose #could #get #life

Well, my brother was a schizophrenic, so I understood it in a different way from seeing my brother. ↗


— Jeffrey Jones


#different #different way #i #schizophrenic #seeing

Some day the workers will take possession of your city hall, and when we do, no child will be sacrificed on the altar of profit! ↗


— Mother Jones


#child #city #city hall #day #hall

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. ↗


— Carl Jung


#another #cases #fits #living #person

Nobody was listening when I learned how to play music. But there's something about being on stage, talking to the audience, looking at them and smiling, that's always been difficult for me. I'm a lot more comfortable now, but there are still moments of awkwardness. ↗


— Norah Jones


#always #audience #awkwardness #been #being

Most of my friends between 21 and 31 are at different stages of figuring out what the hell they are going to do with their lives. It's a big part of our generation. What is the next step? ↗


— Orlando Jones


#big #different #figuring #friends #generation

Someone I met years ago explained to me the difference between a personality and an actor, a personality being Eddie Murphy or Roseanne Barr, and an actor being Morgan Freeman and Alfre Woodard or Marlon Brando. ↗


— Orlando Jones


#ago #being #between #brando #difference






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