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The family is the single most important institution in Afghan culture. It is described in the country's constitution as the 'fundamental pillar of society'. ↗

— Asne Seierstad

#constitution #country #culture #described #family

When I decided to stay in Iraq, I decided to take the fear out of my body and put it into a freezer. ↗

— Asne Seierstad

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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

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Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#biggest #body #get #got #how

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#evidence #only #people #pieces #still

Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#beginner #being #call #comic #even

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

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Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#board #chess #effect #except #flowing

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked." ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#because #doing #i #just #know

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

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