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There is nothing harder to estimate than a writer's time, nothing harder to keep track of. There are moments—moments of sustained creation—when his time is fairly valuable; and there are hours and hours when a writer's time isn't worth the paper he is not writing anything on.


E.B. White


#humor #writers #writers-on-writing #writing #writing-life

The problem with the Tea Party is they're all ignorant hillbillies who drink moonshine and ride around on mules. And they believe in stereotypes too.


Jon Stewart


#politics-of-the-united-states #humor

He caught me stealing his golden phoenix.' Tithonus closed his eyes briefly. 'Good grief!' He opened them again. 'I was half hoping it wasn't true. Have you any idea of the implications?' 'He was mistreating it!' Pyrgus protested. 'Of course he was mistreating it. This is Black Hairstreak we're talking about. He mistreats his own mother. I don't suppose you stole her as well?


Herbie Brennan


#phoenix #pyrgus #tithonus #humor

Very deep. You should send that in to the Reader's Digest. They've got a page for people like you.


Douglas Adams


#fitting-in #humor #humor

Actually it was the mark of the stupid, which is what you get for sitting under a tree during a thunderstorm.


Carl Hiaasen


#stupidity #humor

People have many cruel expectations from writers. People expect novelists to live on a hill with three kids and a spouse, people expect children's story writers to never have sex, and people expect all great poets to be dead. And these are all very difficult expectations to fulfill, I think.


C. JoyBell C.


#humour #writers #writers-on-writing #humor

Warning: Contains old friends, old enemies, a dramatic cat rescue, soft drink references and a lot of teasing before the steamy sex. Readers are cautioned against drinking any beverage while reading to avoid accidental snorting or spraying of said beverages.


K.A. Mitchell


#k-a-mitchell #warning #humor

Colon has always thought that heroes had some special kind of clockwork that made them go out and die famously for god, country and apple pie, or whatever particular delicacy their mother made. It had never occurred to him that they might do it because they'd get yelled at if they didn't.


Terry Pratchett


#military #humor

I want to write a song about one man's level of commitment called, "I'd walk to the edge of the world, just to dump your body.


Jarod Kintz


#humor #music #song #humor

Humor and paradox are often the only ways to respond to life's sorrow with grace.


Matthew Fox


#grace #humor #paradox #humor






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