#kin

I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!' ↗

— Jason Segel

#fatty #girly #hey #i #leaned

You guys own the Muppets, and you're just kind of sitting on 'em. I really love the Muppets, and I think I know how to bring the franchise back. ↗

— Jason Segel

#bring #franchise #guys #how #i

I had the opportunity to be around my kids a lot. I guess I could have kept working, but I had them when I was 47. You only get to see all this stuff once. I just chose to work at home and watch them. ↗

— Bob Seger

#chose #could #get #guess #had

I love working with different musicians in the studio, that's a real joy working with someone for the first time. ↗

— Bob Seger

#first #first time #i #i love #joy

Most of the time, I'm here in Michigan and I'm taking out the garbage every Monday. ↗

— Bob Seger

#garbage #here #i #michigan #monday

When you have kids, you start thinking about their future and you forget about yours. ↗

— Bob Seger

#forget #future #kids #start #their

I was watching something the other day which started out with five guys walking towards you and one woman, and there you go-it's still being dominated by the male society. ↗

— Joan Severance

#day #dominated #five #guys #i

Wearing this kind of costume is not something I fantasize about. It's not natural, it's not comfortable. I don't see myself as this. But it gives you dramatic license to do almost anything when you're dressed as a bug. ↗

— Joan Severance

#almost #anything #bug #comfortable #costume

When you're dead weight, in the right position, you win. And in reality, you wouldn't see someone my size kicking seven martial arts experts and winning. ↗

— Joan Severance

#dead #experts #kicking #martial #martial arts

I did commercials since I was 16, and that's kind of acting, depending on what you're selling. ↗

— Joan Severance

#commercials #depending #did #i #kind