Jason Segel

If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area. ↗

— Jason Segel

#between #creepy #find #funny #line

Fozzie Bear has so many bear puns in this script - like, 'Trac is grizzly!' 'This is unbearable!' It's the greatest. ↗

— Jason Segel

#greatest #like #many #puns #script

I have a similar issue with people who hire me as I do with women. 'You have to have a particular taste to want to be around me. I have a slightly askew view. ↗

— Jason Segel

#hire #i #i do #issue #me

I sold my first script when I was 21 - this kids' adventure movie that never got made. I just bought that one back, actually. I'm pretty psyched about it. ↗

— Jason Segel

#actually #adventure #back #bought #first

I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!' ↗

— Jason Segel

#fatty #girly #hey #i #leaned

I'm better looking in person. ↗

— Jason Segel

#better looking #i #looking #person

I've been 6'4'' since I was 12. Goofy is somewhere in the lexicon. ↗

— Jason Segel

#goofy #i #since #somewhere

Kermit was the Everyman, the original Tom Hanks, but I have a special place in my heart for Fozzie Bear. The classic borderline hacky entertainer. ↗

— Jason Segel

#borderline #classic #entertainer #everyman #hanks

You guys own the Muppets, and you're just kind of sitting on 'em. I really love the Muppets, and I think I know how to bring the franchise back. ↗

— Jason Segel

#bring #franchise #guys #how #i