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It’s a sort of furtiveness … Like we were a generation of furtive. You know, with an inner knowledge there’s no use flaunting on that level, the level of the ‘public’, a kind of beatness – I mean, being right down to it, to ourselves, because we all really know where we are – and a weariness with all the forms, all the conventions of the world … It’s something like that. So I guess you might say we’re a beat generation. ↗


— Jack Kerouac


#beat-generation #jack-kerouac #mind #self #self-awareness

There are several theories on sex and all of them are lies. ↗


— Santosh Kalwar


#lies #sex #theories #funny

A politician is a politician whether he's wearing a suit or a funny hat. ↗


— Reza Aslan


#hamid-karzai #politicians #politics #funny

Dwarfs were not a naturally religious species, but in a world where pit props could crack without warning and pockets of fire damp could suddenly explode they'd seen the need for gods as the sort of supernatural equivalent of a hard hat. Besides, when you hit your thumb with an eight-pound hammer it's nice to be able to blaspheme. It takes a very special and strong-minded kind of atheist to jump up and down with their hand clasped under their other armpit and shout, "Oh, random-fluctuations-in-the-space-time-continuum!" or "Aaargh, primitive-and-outmoded-concept on a crutch! ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#funny #humour #religion #funny

I've lived a full life. I never once went hungry. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #humor #hunger #life #funny

Just at present you only see the tree by the light of the lamp. I wonder when you would ever see the lamp by the light of the tree. ↗


— G.K. Chesterton


#gabriel-syme #lamp #order #tree #funny

Back from where? you're not going out again and leaving me here are you?? Holy Hercules I sound like somebody's wife ↗


— Ruth Downie


#ruth-downie #terra-incognita #valens #funny

Well," he said, "I think we've found our way in. We just wait until they're duking it out, but trust me, these Humans First types don't have a lot of staying power or they'd have been at the gym with me before. I doubt Grandma Kent there is going to do a lot of damage." He pointed at a gray-haired, hunched lady in a shawl, carrying what looked liked a gardening tool. "It's like Plants Versus Zombies, and I'm not rooting for the zombies, weirdly enough. ↗


— Rachel Caine


#human #humor #plants #shane #zombie

Bring on hyperinflation! I want to be a millionaire with minimal work. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#humor #hyperinflation #funny

Ellis: "What's so funny?" Skyla: You're funny," I say. "You look real scary. I bet your mom's proud, though." I don't know why I add that last bit, I just do. ↗


— Addison Moore


#skyla #funny






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