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Tell her that you love her hair, that you love her skin, her lips, because, in truth, you love them more than you love your own. ↗


— Junot Díaz


#dominican #latino #race #white-girl #dating

I had a dream about you last night.. You kept screaming at Ted Danson to pour you a drink. ↗


— Amy Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

But my best friend from college was silent for a long time. She, of all of my friends, had seen the parade of sad wrecks through my life, date after bad date after bad boyfriend. She was the one who'd picked up the pieces after the musician, the investment banker, the humanitarian who was human to everyone but me. When at last she spoke, she said, Oh, hell. And, after that: Hallelujah. ↗


— Lauren Groff


#dating

I had this whole plan when I graduated high school: I was going to go to college, date a few guys, and then meet THE guy at the end of my freshman year, maybe at the beginning of my sophomore year. We'd be engaged by graduation and married the next year. And then, after some traveling, we'd start our family. Four kids, three years apart. I wanted to be done by the time I was 35. ↗


— Rainbow Rowell


#marriage #plans #dating

A brick could be used to destroy your mannequin lover. It’s the only proper thing to do. Remember, I was the one who warned you about dating a politician.
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— Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

Past a certain point, all the dates grow hazy and confused, and the clarity of history becomes the fog of legend. ↗


— George R.R. Martin


#george-r-r-martin #hoster-blackwood #song-of-ice-and-fire #dating

There's a lid for every pot. If you don't get out much, they'll have a wreck in yard. NOTHING will keep your soulmate from you. You have EVERY hope for love. ↗


— Kathryn Alice


#finding-forever-love #kathryn-alice #law-of-attraction #love #manifest-your-soulmate

I don't know," she said. "We used to squabble a lot when we were going together and then engaged and everything, but I thought everything would be so different as soon as you were married. And now I feel so sort of strange and everything. I feel so sort of alone. ↗


— Dorothy Parker


#loneliness #marriage #relationships #dating

Many historians regard him [Offa] as the most powerful Anglo-Saxon king before Alfred the Great. In the 780s he extended his power over most of Southern England. One of the most remarkable extantfrom King Offa's reign is a gold coin that is kept in the British Museum. On one side, it carries the inscription Offa Rex (Offa the King). But, turn it over and you are in for a surprise, for in badly copied Arabic are the words La Illaha Illa Allah ('There is no god but Allah alone'). This coin is a copy of an Abbasid dinarfrom the reign of Al-Mansur, dating to 773, and was most probably used by Anglo-Saxon traders. It would have been known even in Anglo-Saxon England that Islamic gold dinars were the most important coinage in the world at that time and Offa's coin looked enough like the original that it would have been readily accepted abroad. ↗


— Jim Al-Khalili


#islam #dating

A while back, when Dick and Barry and I agreed that what really matters is what you like, not what you are like, Barry proposed the idea of a questionnaire for prospective partners. ↗


— Nick Hornby


#interests #relationships #dating






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