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I used to date the lead singer of The Cranberries, but she cheated on me. Turns out she had some turkey on the side. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#cranberries #dating #funny #humor #music

Better be," Eve said. She mock-bit at his finger. "I could totally date somebody else, you know." "And I could rent out your room." "And I could put your game console on eBay." "Hey," Shane protested. "Now you're just being mean. ↗


— Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #michael-glass #morganville-vampires #dating

We feel free because we lack the very language to articulate our unfreedom. ↗


— Slavoj Žižek


#language #dating

Daughter! Get you an honest man for a husband, and keep him honest. No matter whether he is rich, provided he be independent. Regard the honor and moral character of the man more than all other circumstances. Think of no other greatness but that of the soul, no other riches but those of the heart. An honest, sensible, humane man, above all the littleness of vanity and extravagances of imagination, laboring to do good rather than be rich, to be useful rather than make a show, living in modest simplicity clearly within his means and free from debts and obligations, is really the most respectable man in society, makes himself and all about him most happy. ↗


— John Adams


#dating-advice #husbands #marriage #relationships #dating

I've found that when you're wrapped up in the process of dating and want so badly to have something work out with someone -anyone- it's easy to forget that your choices aren't limited to one person or the other. There's also the choice I always forget about: To not choose anyone in order to keep myself open to someone who IS right for me. ↗


— Rachel Machacek


#love #relationships #dating

Everyone has their first date and the object is to hide your flaws. And then you're in a relationship, and it's all about hiding your disappointment. And then, once you're married, it's about hiding your sins. ↗


— Joss Whedon


#dollhouse #relationships #whedon #dating

While I'm fine with you two dating and being happy, please try not to break his heart too much when the time comes. ↗


— Richelle Mead


#daniella-ivashkov #heartbreak #love #rose-hathaway #dating

Ordinarily, I am the person who falls in love quickly and somewhat inappropriately and then goes on to destroy what is a good thing. That's always been my style. So, you know: I get it. And I feel right now the way I imagine all those guys felt with me. And I have to say, for the first time in my life, I feel something approaching compassion for them. ↗


— Sarah Dunn


#love #relationships #dating

And since I’m marrying into the Quartet, I have certain privileges and duties. If you’re sleeping with Laurel—” “I’m not sleeping with Laurel. We’re dating.” “Right, and the two of you are just going to hold hands, admire the moon, and sing camp songs.” “For a while. Minus the singing. ↗


— Nora Roberts


#friends #funny #humor #relationships #dating

Tanith frowned. Did people still go on DATES any more? She was sure they did. They probably called it something different though. She tried to think of the last date she'd been on. The last PROPER date. Did fighting side by side with Saracen Rue count as a date? They ended up snuggling under the moonlight, drenched in gore and pieces of brain - so it had PROBABLY been a date. If it wasn't, it was certainly a fun time had by all. Well, not ALL. But she and Saracen had sure had a blast. ↗


— Derek Landy


#dating #flings #gore #humor #humorous






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