#lep

I stay away from the telephone if at all possible. ↗

— Lee Trevino

#i #possible #stay #telephone

If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality. ↗

— Desmond Tutu

#appreciate #chosen #elephant #foot #injustice

But then I'm one of those guys that is still a bit afraid of the telephone, its implications for conversation. I still wonder if the jukebox might be the death of live music. ↗

— Tom Waits

#bit #conversation #death #guys #i

I've slept with a couple of people and made some poor choices and put things in jeopardy with... what I was happy with, and that's my own fault. I've got no one else to blame about that stuff. ↗

— Shane Warne

#blame #choices #couple #else #fault

Anybody who can dial a telephone can master tennis scoring in about 15 minutes. ↗

— Bradley Whitford

#about #anybody #dial #master #minutes

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work! ↗

— Robin Williams

#business #ethics #facial #george #george w

There is no doubt that, since 1977 and the launch of Apple II - the first computer it produced for the mass market - many things which used to be done on paper, or on the telephone, have been done easier and faster on a screen. ↗

— A. N. Wilson

#apple ii #been #computer #done #doubt

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone. ↗

— Earl Wilson

#him #honest #honest man #man #over

The telephone, which interrupts the most serious conversations and cuts short the most weighty observations, has a romance of its own. ↗

— Virginia Woolf

#conversations #cuts #most #observations #own

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. ↗

— Steven Wright

#elephant #got #lost #pet #somewhere