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Robin Williams

Read through the most famous quotes from Robin Williams

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

— Robin Williams

#brain #enough #gives #god #men

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

— Robin Williams

#humor #humor

In the dictionary under redundant it says see redundant.

— Robin Williams


Cricket is baseball on Valium.

— Robin Williams


When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

— Robin Williams

#go #joke #when in doubt

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

— Robin Williams

#days #every #intense #just #negotiations

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

— Robin Williams

#little #lose #madness #mustn #only

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"

— Robin Williams

#party #saying #spring #way

Comedy is acting out optimism.

— Robin Williams

#comedy #optimism #out

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

— Robin Williams

#need #network #number #phone #phone number

About Robin Williams

Robin Williams Quotes

Did you know about Robin Williams?

He was also previously a fan of the Wizardry series of role-playing video games. She sued him in 1986 claiming that he did not tell her he was infected with the herpes simplex virus before he embarked on a sexual relationship with her in the mid-1980s during which Robin Williams said he transmitted the virus to her. He also enjoys pen-and-paper role-playing games and online video games recently playing Warcraft 3 Day of Defeat Half-Life and the first-person shooter Battlefield 2 as a sniper.

Nominated for the Academy Award for Best Actor three times Williams went on to receive the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his performance in Good Will Hunting (1997). Robin McLaurin Williams (born July 21 1951) is an American actor voice actor and stand-up comedian.

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