#liquor

A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker than justice, judge, or vicar. ↗

— Richard Brinsley Sheridan

#contest #end #good #judge #justice

Better belly burst than good liquor be lost. ↗

— Jonathan Swift

#better #burst #good #liquor #lost

Against inebriation – and for drunkenness! Burn down the liquor stores, and replace them with playgrounds! ↗

— CrimethInc.

#inebriation #liquor #play #playgrounds #anarchy

Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can turn you into a puppet cowboy before it kills you. ↗

— Patton Oswalt

#liquor #humor

Its liquor is like the sweetest dew from Heaven. ↗

— Lu Yu

#heaven #like #liquor #sweetest

The horrid mystery hanging over us in this house gets into my head like liquor, and makes me wild. ↗

— Wilkie Collins

#hanging #head #horrid #house #into

I went downtown as a lawyer and then I worked in a liquor store at night, as I had done all through law school. And so when I got to the point where I could give up the night job, I joined the political club. ↗

— David Dinkins

#could #done #downtown #give #got

This is a good place," he said. "There's a lot of liquor," I agreed. ↗

— Ernest Hemingway

#humor #liquor #humor

It is the unbroken testimony of all history that alcoholic liquors have been used by the strongest, wisest, handsomest, and in every way best races of all times. ↗

— George Saintsbury

#been #best #every #history #liquors

We got more provisions for our whiskey than the same money, which we paid for the liquor, would have bought; so after all it proved a very profitable investment. ↗

— Buffalo Bill

#bought #got #investment #liquor #money