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The way I teach people to sing... I have them talk the lyric out until it sounds like something they really believe, like an actor with a monologue. ↗


— Margaret Whiting


#believe #i #like #lyric #monologue

A nation's ability to fight a modern war is as good as its technological ability. ↗


— Frank Whittle


#fight #good #modern #modern war #nation

A totally nondenominational prayer: Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that I be forgiven for anything I may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness.  Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to insure any possible benefit for which I may be eligible after the destruction of my body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen. ↗


— Roger Zelazny


#agnosticism #bureaucracy #funny #humor #mythology

The end was surely near. The Nazis killed you only when you were naked, because they knew, psychologically, that naked people never resist. ↗


— Simon Wiesenthal


#end #killed #knew #naked #near

The combination of hatred and technology is the greatest danger threatening mankind. ↗


— Simon Wiesenthal


#danger #greatest #greatest danger #hatred #mankind

People always say golfers don't smile. But there is so much psychology in golf so we have to be a bit robotic. ↗


— Lee Westwood


#bit #golf #golfers #much #people

When you get a group of kids together, especially boys, the psychology of those kids requires that they find a weak kid or a sensitive kid or a soft kid. ↗


— Wil Wheaton


#find #get #group #kid #kids

It is, I find, in zoology as it is in botany: all nature is so full, that that district produces the greatest variety which is the most examined. ↗


— Gilbert White


#district #examined #find #full #greatest

Walter had never liked cats. They'd seemed to him the sociopaths of the pet world, a species domesticated as an evil necessary for the control of rodents and subsequently fetishized the way unhappy countries fetishize their militaries, saluting the uniforms of killers as cat owners stroke their animals' lovely fur and forgive their claws and fangs. He'd never seen anything in a cat's face but simpering incuriosity and self-interest; you only had to tease one with a mouse-toy to see where it's true heart lay...cats were all about using people ↗


— Jonathan Franzen


#animals #cats #cats-being-needed #dogs #dogs-and-cats

Sometimes you want someone to accept our apology so badly. But all that we can do is hope they will, and that we can move on if they don't. ↗


— Lolalola


#forgiveness #friends #life #relationship #forgiveness






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