#lol

Yes, well, how was I to know you would be so dramatic? Really, Francine, I don’t know where you get it from.” Then she primly grabbed the fowling gun before departing from the room. ↗

— Jade Lee

#lol

Tell me it's not true." He sighed. "Fine. It's not true." ... And yet... "Are you lying?" He rolled his eyes. "Of course I'm lying." "Not cool." I muttered. Kyle shrugged. "I didn't want you to start hyperventilating again." His hair fell over his eyes and he brushed it aside. "I figured annoying you was safer than admitting anything. ↗

— Kathleen Peacock

#kyle #lol #lying #mac #lol

She is INSANE," I scream, standing in the middle of Marshall's living room. "Of course, she's insane. That would be your genealogy by the way. ↗

— Addison Moore

#marshall #skyla #toxic #lol

I had to make water ” I said. It was the classic female excuse and no male in recorded history had ever questioned it. “I see ” the Inspector said and left it at that. Later I would have a quick piddle behind the caravan for insurance purposes. No one would be any the wiser. ↗

— Alan Bradley

#hilarious #lol #lol

You give frequent flyer miles with that guilt trip? ↗

— Cecily White

#guilt #guilt-trip #lol #lol

I possess everyone who sleeps in the motor court, roam their memories, and embed recurrent nightmares that will destroy their sleep for weeks after I’ve departed them.” “I’d prefer a free continental breakfast. ↗

— Dean Koontz

#lol #lol

I got home from the FBi that day, put on my pajamas got a pint of Chunky Monkey, and watched 'The Notebook'. Five times. Everyone left me alone. I suspect they were a little afraid of me. I went up to my room and listened to Taylor Swift's 'White Horse' on replay, knowing she was the only person in the world who could relate. ↗

— Annabel Monaghan

#digit #farrah #lol #lol

She may be an uggo, but that dress would turn anyone into a rock star. ↗

— Victoria Scott

#lol #rude-thoughts #lol

Staring at her, his reasons are lost to me. ↗

— Victoria Scott

#lol #omgosh #lol

The stench that surrounded me suggested that the tarp over my face had been previously used either to transport fertiliser or as toilet paper. ↗

— Annabel Monaghan

#digit #lol #lol